- Interviewer: Do you have an iPod?
- Steve Ballmer (CEO of Microsoft): No, I do not. Nor do my children. My children--in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.
Apparently Steve's got multi-dimensional kids. Not only are they 3D! they also have a fourth MP3/iPod dimension and a fifth web search dimension. It's gotta suck to be the kids of a Microsoft CEO. All the other kids have their iPods, gmail addresses, and myspace profiles but you're stuck using a crappy mp3 player, hotmail and whatever crappy social sites software Microsoft has.
